*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

I know which one the evil stair is - it's the one that is attached to my back porch, that I slipped on. Fortunately didn't break anything, but not likely to fix anything, either.

But while people and their behavior may be fixed with evil stares, I've seldom found it effective on inanimate objects.

Maybe you haven't found a powerful enough evil stair, or stare?



Alaskan ....... dissecting an egg carton as we speak!

 

[Tanichca]

I have a proposition (not that kind of proposition, Spook.)

I need cheering up........badly.

I want to sponsor a "Let's Cheer Wisher Up" contest. I think it is a first, in that we have never had a contest in the kingdom before. If I'm wrong, I'm sure someone will tell me.

The object is simple, make me laugh. I have to warn you though, I am not finding humor in much these days. The contest will end June 9th, 2013 at midnight CST. The winners will be chosen by me. Judging will be as follows.....
If it makes me smile, I'll give you a thumbs up (ovation button)
If it makes me giggle, you get a thumbs up and a PM saying you are entered into a drawing for a prize
If you make me laugh out loud, I mean really get me tickled, you get an automatic prize.

Prizes will be announced as I think of them, or maybe I will list options and if you win one you can choose. I am definately thinking chocolate and maybe even baked goods. I don't know, I'm winging it here. I just figured this would be the best place for this attempt at finding some mirth.

My face when I read this- (except... well, at the risk of sounding racist, less black. And male. And old. So pretty much not this face at all)


I have an entire iphone full of funny things. I shall win this, peasants, and then I shall be queen!!

 

[Wisher1000]

Good start, Tani, but I think I know that guy....


......and that was his mug shot.

 

[sourland]

Not intimately, I hope!

 

[Bunnylady]

Maybe you haven't found a powerful enough evil stair, or stare?



Alaskan ....... dissecting an egg carton as we speak!

Well, I have a stare that will stop a charging rhinoceros in his tracks, (or a lying kid in mid syllable), but even fixing the evil stair with it didn't fix the evil stair (I had to use tools for that).

 

[Bunnylady]

My face when I read this- (except... well, at the risk of sounding racist, less black. And male. And old. So pretty much not this face at all)


I have an entire iphone full of funny things. I shall win this, peasants, and then I shall be queen!!

Holy cow, they did use a live model for those props in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. And that's the guy!

 

[Alaskan]

i think his eyes are about to pop out!

 

[Alaskan]

Achem,

Thank you Whisher for this lovely contest!


achem.....

there once was a man from nantucket
who really loved his green bucket
he had narry a stair, to get out of there
so he just had to sit and play plunket




OK, that was so bad that Alaskan laughed


Alaskan ....who obviously isn't gifted with poetry, and doesn't actually own an evil stair, but does have an evil ramp!

 

[Spookwriter]

And the lady said, "If you make me laugh out loud,
you get an automatic prize."


I don't know what this post is about tonight. But I do
know that the sound of her laughing is the only prize
worth the having.

Spook

 

[Bunnylady]

And the lady said, "If you make me laugh out loud,
you get an automatic prize."


I don't know what this post is about tonight. But I do
know that the sound of her laughing is the only prize
worth the having.

Spook

You know Spook, I was thinking the exact same thing.