*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

"Alaskan sweetly hands Sour glasses..."

And the question is, glasses of what? Giving only
Sour a gass means one of two things.

Either you like him best...

Or you're trying to poison him.

We've all read the posts. He has threatened you with
some nice snow, you stomped around, upset. Now you
offer Sour --and only Sour-- a glass of...what?

Talk about a bad plan.

Alaskan will be the first suspect.

I don't even think Perry could get you off on this one.


Spook...



Sour...DON'T DRINK IT.

 

[Bunnylady]

Yeah, Sour. Remember what happened when Redhen sent you that koolaid.

 

[Spookwriter]

To the moats - they must be eradicated!


I'm having trouble with the small print, Sour.
Can't find my specs.

Does that say

To the moats - they must be eradicated, or

To the mods - they must be eradicated.

 

[Spookwriter]

Bought myself a new basketball today.
Tar Heels, of course.

But I'm not quite sure this "exercise" stuff is
my thing.

So I started out easy...just rolling it around on
the floor. Another week or two, I'll try to work up
to bouncing it.

Actually I bought one of those wii games for little
Spook a year or two ago. I was all crippled up from
playing golf.

And that bowling...my wife complained when I moved
the furniture out of my "lane".

Went to Wal Mart to buy those new tires for my bike.
17.99 each and another 8.00 per tube. $60.00...I don't
know if I want to ride a bike that bad.

So I bought some donuts and came home. Ate the whole
box and thought it over.

Ought to be against the law to sell exercise equipment to
old guys.

Tomorrow I think I'm have my wife take this silly ball back.
( and get some more donuts.)

Spook...a happy round guy

 

[Alaskan]

"Alaskan sweetly hands Sour glasses..."

And the question is, glasses of what?

Spook...



Sour...DON'T DRINK IT.

Silly Spook!

It is of course a whiskey sour, or perhaps an Old Fashioned (seeing as sour had mentioned he was old). Or, since we are talking antiques, what about a Sazerac?

Alaskan......who is ALWAYS innocent

 

[Alaskan]

Bought myself a new basketball today.
Tar Heels, of course.

But I'm not quite sure this "exercise" stuff is
my thing.

So I started out easy...just rolling it around on
the floor. Another week or two, I'll try to work up
to bouncing it.

Actually I bought one of those wii games for little
Spook a year or two ago. I was all crippled up from
playing golf.

And that bowling...my wife complained when I moved
the furniture out of my "lane".

Went to Wal Mart to buy those new tires for my bike.
17.99 each and another 8.00 per tube. $60.00...I don't
know if I want to ride a bike that bad.

So I bought some donuts and came home. Ate the whole
box and thought it over.

Ought to be against the law to sell exercise equipment to
old guys.

Tomorrow I think I'm have my wife take this silly ball back.
( and get some more donuts.)

Spook...a happy round guy

Alaskan is very confused.

Alaskan is familiar with the word "basketball" and has heard that some people love to play with balls, sometimes with their own balls, and sometimes with other people's balls (but Alaskan never plays with balls, he is not into that) but why would you wish to dip your heels in tar?

Tar is sticky, and hard to remove.



Alaskan.........who has read the Uncle Remus books, and knows that tar is funny, but that rolling in it is bad.

 

[Spookwriter]

Uncle Remus was your uncle? Cool.

The things I learn on BYC.

 

[Tanichca]

But, Alaskan, sticky, melted tar is warm! Wouldn't that be a good thing in your book?

 

[sourland]

I have the feathers. Let's have a party for Alaskan down by the moats. I'll pass on those 'sweetly handed glasse. I have come too far to return to the dark place, and as for the KoolAid -----

.

 

[Alaskan]

I have the feathers.  Let's have a party for Alaskan down by the moats.   I'll pass on those 'sweetly handed glasse.  I have come  too far to return to the dark place, and as for the [COLOR=FF0000]KoolAid[/COLOR] ----- .

Alaskan wants the grammar police to return.



Alaskan is sure that whatever it is that Sour said, it was funny, but.....uh.......



Are you talking about sweet tea?

Glasses dipped in sugar?


Alaskan loves parties and will bring many beverages.....
Whiskey sours for Mr. Sour!

Alaskan.... who is STILL cold, but is happy because the snow IS smaller