*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

Alaskan, you aren't going to demonstrate for Tani how one rolls in tar, are you? I suspect Sour would like that.
Actually I bought one of those wii games for little
Spook a year or two ago. I was all crippled up from
playing golf.

And that bowling...my wife complained when I moved
the furniture out of my "lane".

I bought some donuts and came home. Ate the whole
box and thought it over.

Ought to be against the law to sell exercise equipment to
old guys.

Tomorrow I think I'm have my wife take this silly ball back.
( and get some more donuts.)

Spook...a happy round guy
You may have something here, Spook.
I managed to hurt myself bowling with the wii (and learned to never, ever try boxing with Baby
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Never hurt myself with donuts, though.

KoolAid is bad?
This Koolaid is very, berry bad.
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Alaskan, you aren't going to demonstrate for Tani how one rolls in tar, are you? I suspect Sour would like that.
Now, now
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lady, we all know that the younglings do not learn well by demonstration or lecturing. The younglings must *try it out themselves* if we want them to learn.

Sour,

would you be so very kind as stand there by the moat with your feathers (chicken feathers of course..wait no, DUCK DOWN!) while Tani rolls about in the warm tar?

This Koolaid is very, berry bad.
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Berry bad?

There are bad berries? Alaskan loves berries.

Oh WAIT! maybe they are Devil's Club berries! Alaskan does not like those!

Alaskan .... trying to fix the incubator by using an evil stair (or stare, not sure which is more efficacious)
 
I've found that staring at things rarely fixes them. It can't hurt to try though.
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Then it is decided! Alaskan will use the evil stair to fix the incubator!
Alaskan, Youtube is one of the best learning tools for youngers. You should make a video of you rolling in tar to demonstrate it for us.
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uhm...... uhm......

but the silly younglings truly must experience tar rolling first hand. Video watching is not the same thing.



Alaskan... preparing for the evil stair
 
Alaskan .... trying to fix the incubator by using an evil stair (or stare, not sure which is more efficacious)
I know which one the evil stair is - it's the one that is attached to my back porch, that I slipped on. Fortunately didn't break anything, but not likely to fix anything, either.

But while people and their behavior may be fixed with evil stares, I've seldom found it effective on inanimate objects.
 
Broken incubator?

In an emergency, you can hatch the eggs yourself.
Put them on a nice soft couch cushion and just sit
on them for a few weeks.

By the time the snow melts, you'll have a whole bunch
of baby chickens calling you mom.

(Don't forget to post pictures as you go)
 
I have a proposition (not that kind of proposition, Spook.)

I need cheering up........badly.

I want to sponsor a "Let's Cheer Wisher Up" contest. I think it is a first, in that we have never had a contest in the kingdom before. If I'm wrong, I'm sure someone will tell me.

The object is simple, make me laugh. I have to warn you though, I am not finding humor in much these days. The contest will end June 9th, 2013 at midnight CST. The winners will be chosen by me. Judging will be as follows.....
If it makes me smile, I'll give you a thumbs up (ovation button)
If it makes me giggle, you get a thumbs up and a PM saying you are entered into a drawing for a prize
If you make me laugh out loud, I mean really get me tickled, you get an automatic prize.


Prizes will be announced as I think of them, or maybe I will list options and if you win one you can choose. I am definately thinking chocolate and maybe even baked goods. I don't know, I'm winging it here. I just figured this would be the best place for this attempt at finding some mirth.
 

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