*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Baked Alaskan

with a Sno Cone frosting ---

 

[Spookwriter]

...more like a "half-baked Alaskan" don't you think?

 

[sourland]

and Spook both NAILING the funnies this morning. Well done!

 

[Spookwriter]

Hey Sour, did you see that picture of Alaskans new
chicken coop the other day?

It was built out of snowboards.

 

[Bunnylady]

Boards made out of snow? Won't they melt?

 

[Spookwriter]

NOTHING melts in Alaska

 

[Spookwriter]

Gotta love Alaska...


Did you see the Alaska lottery?
A record $4,000,000.00

The winner gets $4.00 a year for a million years.



Why do Alaskans go to the movies in groups of 18 or more?

"cause 17 and under not admitted.

 

[Bunnylady]

But - where do you find 18 or more Alaskans all in one place at the same time? With a population density of a little more than one per square mile, I'd think that by the time you found 18 of 'em, the movie would be over.

 

[Spookwriter]

Why, haven't you heard of "Take a moose to a movie" night?

 

[Spookwriter]

Bunny, surely you aren't suggesting that Alaskans are dense?