*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Th front yard 'is' a toilet, or 'has' a toilet?

And if it 'is' a toilet, then just how many critters use it as such?

Is there enough use that you actually have a large muck pile by the front door?

 

[sourland]

Is.

Innumerable.

Nope.

 

[Alaskan]

You could 'start' a muck pile.

Tell the dear wifey that you want the house to look like a quaint country cottage.

You need three sides made out of brick, maybe three feet tall.

The inside should be about 12 by 12.

Then you just fill up that muck pit with as much muck as possible.

When it reaches a toppling mound, shovel it into the back of a tractor or truck, then drive throughout the neighbourhood tossing out shovelfuls as you drive. (If you plan to drive at the same time as you toss out the shovelfuls, we all want pictures)

Fertiliser.

The neighbours will be so very happy, thinking of how green their grass will be!

You will achieve instant celebrity status!

 

[sourland]

There will be no muck pit.

I already have celebrity status due to the Full Moon Dance.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

I ordered two Appleyard call ducks!

 

[Alaskan]

There will be no muck pit. I already have celebrity status due to the Full Moon Dance.

1. The muck pit would be loads more fun since you could play with it every day 2. The muck pit does something useful = fertiliser 3. The muck pit would add character to your house 4. No one has any interest in your "all togetherness"

 

[sourland]

1)

2) True this.

3) There is more than enough 'Character' here already.

4) Wanna bet?

 

[Bunnylady]

I ordered two Appleyard call ducks!

That's it. I am officially jealous!!

 

[JD4570]

I ordered two Appleyard call ducks!

That's it. I am officially jealous!!

Me too!!!! Oh, congrats Orps!

Hi ya Bunny!

 

[sourland]

Hey, JD.