*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Alaskan is suffering from sun glare and cabin fever.

 

[Alaskan]

Yes, Alaskan, the straw is 10 feet long and you are 50 feet tall. 

And Alaskan thought you were a boy!

 

[Wisher1000]

Boy?

 

[Alaskan]

Achem........Alaskan thought you were a very old man, but now Alaskan knows Sour is a girl, since Sour thinks that Alaskan is 50 feet tall. (No idea of proper measurements)

 

[Wisher1000]

Girl?

 

[sourland]

Men have lied so long about 'measurements' that they have (No idea of proper measurements.)

Alaskan, I once was a boy, but even in my previous lives I doubt that I was ever a girl. Hmm, I do love buying jewelry.

 

[Bunnylady]

Men have lied so long about 'measurements' that they have (No idea of proper measurements.)

Alaskan, I once was a boy, but even in my previous lives I doubt that I was ever a girl. Hmm, I do love buying jewelry.

Ah, yes, the eternal question of the measure of a man . . . .

But the jewelry shouldn't be any cause for confusion, Sour - that's just the glitter factor.

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe he loves buying jewelry because it helps him get out of trouble?

 

[Wisher1000]

Alaskan -- Sour never gets in trouble.

Sour -- If you ever DO get in trouble with me...... jewlery will work.

 

[Bunnylady]

On peril of getting myself into trouble with you, my Queen, do you remember this thread?

https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/666506/sourland-in-trouble