*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! What has happened?

Even Harvey is missing. The halls are dusty, the moats are a mess, and the lawn and gardens need grooming. The Kingdom is in disarray.

 

[Alaskan]

I forgot to take a bath

 

[sourland]

Normalcy is driving me mad.

 

[Alaskan]

uh.... I keep getting abnormal chicks.... does that help?

 

[sourland]

and I keep getting abnormal thoughts - what's new?

Dust in the Great Halls, spider webs from the ceilings, the echoing of loneliness -

 

[Alaskan]

Nope.... You must be going deaf..... Because I hear peeping....... From my abnormal chicks



Mabe your abnormal thoughts clogged up your ears

 

[sourland]

Going deaf? What did you say? There is a clutch of Velociraptors hatching in the quarry between the two moats. Perhaps that is the 'peeping' that you are hearing. Be careful if you go to observe. The parents are very protective and HUNGRY!

 

[bluesub]

Sour, you must be going blind... They aren't velociraptors, those are my pterosaurs, they are soooo cute!!!

 

[sourland]

Sure look like the velociraptors that leaped up into the ceiling and almost got me when I was watching the original "Jurassic Park". Scared the bleep out of me and impressed the rest of the movie goers as I jumped to my feet screaming

.

 

[eenie114]

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! What has happened?

Even Harvey is missing. The halls are dusty, the moats are a mess, and the lawn and gardens need grooming. The Kingdom is in disarray.

*Pokes head out from among paperwork* What now? I've been managing mermaids.