*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I used the shotgun and crude talking

when my daughter was dating. When the SIL came along, she begged me to be nice. I was, and look at what happened! Actually, she did well. He is a good father and husband, but this BOY is holding my grand daughter's hand! They were even allowed time alone together.

My little tom boy athlete GD was acting all cutesy and girly girly. Why must this happen /

Deerman is right. 505 the thread killer created, Em hi-jacked, and her minions will assure it's continued existence.

 

[BrattishTaz]

Sour, we must band together to get rid of these boys!

I thought I was having a hard time with my older daughter's "boyfriend" (he is a musician and wants to make video games for a living).

Well, I figure that since she is going to boot camp soon that situation will resolve itself. Before I even had a chance to destress from that, younger DD (she will be 16 next month) announces she has a new BF. Get this......he has a mohawk!

DD says that it is ok because he has a normal haircut, he just uses gel to make it stand up like that.


I am outnumbered here!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Guys...I had to sorta giggle at your plight.

I've got a few years before I have to worry...and even then...Lily has enough male influences in her life that are quite scary...

Taz...use your Roo...He might teach those boys a thing or two.

 

[eenie114]

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By the way, Em, I have to ask. You know how Lily ate a blue marker a while ago? Why do people in your life keep becoming blue for weird reasons?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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By the way, Em, I have to ask. You know how Lily ate a blue marker a while ago? Why do people in your life keep becoming blue for weird reasons?

Oh my goodness...I did not even make that connection!

But...I dunno.

She colored herself with lipstick recently too...but it was red.

I have no control here. I just sit on the couch and hum mostly.

 

[Tanichca]

What do you hum?

 

[bluesub]

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I've always been blue... are you calling me weird???

 

[sourland]

Bluesub, I think that Eenie is calling you weird. Punishment is in order.

 

[bluesub]

Must find appropriate blue punishment... hmmm... squid have black ink, sea hares purple, off to the deep...

Oh Eenie, I think that you are in need of some special time, just to yourself... I prepared a spa treatment for you. First you must take this nice warm bath. Be sure to soak for a nice long time.

 

[TM Chickens]

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Hey now, not so fast. Are you making fun of squids? This is totally unacceptable, given their close relation to octopuses. Octocat hearby demands a full explanation and apology. Stay calm and apologise instantly and no one gets hurt.