*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Em, I'm gonna need a lot of donuts. Weighted myself on the
scale this morning I've dropped fifteen pounds. My sheets are
just falling off.

I gotta get fed soon.


True story : Someone robbed the local Amish donut bakery.
Escaped with $7.00 and four dozen fresh donuts.

.....I think the police are looking for a fat guy....


Local police are taking it pretty serious, donut robbery and all.

 

[sourland]

Where does someone in a sheet hide four dozen donuts?

 

[sourland]

Changed my mind - I don't want to know.

 

[Spookwriter]

Sour ! You aren't suggesting that I would rob a donut factory.

As if I could run with four dozen donuts.

First off, I can't run.

And I certainly wouldn't run while carrying donuts.

I would have set down and ate the evidence before the cops got there.

 

[Spookwriter]

And now...I'm off to run the vacuum and other manly chores.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Lots of donuts? Well, pull that rocking chair up and start eating! I need me a little puppy, you need lots of donuts, it's a win win.

 

[Wisher1000]

Local police are taking it pretty serious, donut robbery and all.

Great to see you here, Spook, but just what did you mean by THAT? Huh?

Em, is that a Labra-Doodle? You TOTALLY need that dog! Sorry, MFB, but I'm with Em on this one!

 

[Spookwriter]

Fresh donuts Em? My rocking chair still on the porch? You want
me to call Terry?


* Hana wanted a house dog. Bought her a registered husky. It got out
the other day, havn't seen it since. Pretty dog, but already big at 10
months.

Bama, I gots a cousin who is a state patrol...he's all torn up over this
robbery thing. Not putting down the LEO but a few years ago someone
robbed the bank and got away on a bicycle.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Wisher, it's a Standard Poodle. I used to have one. I need him.


Spook, call, write a letter, send a telegram. I need all the help I can get here. Made fresh bread today too. Want some butter? Did I mention those brownies over there?

 

[Bunnylady]

Where does someone in a sheet hide four dozen donuts?

Sour, sour, this one's easy. You use the sheet as a tablecloth and pretend to be a table.