*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

There was an interesting thread about roosting bars for cows. I think the thread morphed to cow diapers too for house cows.

Try an on site search on 'Foot wear for house cows'.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Yall think Terry would notice a House Cow?

Yesterday he said "the calf needs to be in a pen, not loose on my front porch."

I present to you, my solution:

 

[Alaskan]

Oh my, oh my.

 

[Tumbling K]

doesn't want to risk losing Ribeye......

good plan says me.......

 

[Alaskan]

Of course!

 

[Tumbling K]

plus too, she can feed little Sirloin, chocolate to ensure he is sweet meat......

 

[Bunnylady]

That ought to hold him for a week or two.

Or not

 

[Wisher1000]

Just to get you started..... I'm on your side, Em!

Sorry, MFB...

 

[Alaskan]

Fermented molasses makes meat that is marinated on the hoof. Yummy.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Thanks Wisher. These people just don't understand calf love. It's the best.

Besides, he's my friend, and you don't eat your friends. (Well, *I* don't. You better watch your back around these guys apparently.)