*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Or someone is peeing on the pavement.    Instead of the porch.

Oh...well there is an area of very little snow....by the glass door.....

But I always think that that spot doesn't count as a sign of spring. In this case yellow does not equal flowers.

 

[Alaskan]

Peeing outside during Alaskan's winter is ill advised....

Think water freezing instantly when exposed to the chilly northern air. Now, you see why Alaskan is best off peeing inside 11 months of the year?

No worries...I do not live in Fairbanks.


We never get below -20.... perfectly safe "pee outside weather". Sheesh, I have multiple neighbors with outhouses.

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh...well there is an area of very little snow....by the glass door.....

But I always think that that spot doesn't count as a sign of spring. In this case yellow does not equal flowers.

A word to the wise....

If Alaskan offers you a yellow snow cone—

DON'T

Take

It.

 

[BantyChooks]

No worries...I do not live in Fairbanks.


We never get below -20.... perfectly safe "pee outside weather". Sheesh, I have multiple neighbors with outhouses.

Never below -20?? Gangaway, I'm coming in.... Sounds lovely.

 

[Alaskan]

Yep.. the joy of living on the coast... that glowy warm water from Japan keeps us warm.


Of course when we get a day that hits 60 we rejoyce.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yep.. the joy of living on the coast... that glowy warm water from Japan keeps us warm.


Of course when we get a day that hits 60 we rejoyce.

Sounds like an absolutely perfect place to live; I don't like anything much over 50.

 

[sourland]

Sounds like an absolutely perfect place to live; cos I don't like anything much over 50.

You don't like me ?

 

[BantyChooks]

You don't like me ?

Are you a thing? No? Didn't think so.


....


Wait, around this crowd, assuming everyone is human is a bad assumption.

 

[sourland]

Yes I am a thing.

A rather unique thing as a matter of fact - the Princess told me so.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes I am a thing.

A rather unique thing as a matter of fact - the Princess told me so.

Tuff luck, then