*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

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Need help crossing the street?

POINTS!!! THEKID NEEDS POINTS!!!

 

[thekid]

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Need help crossing the street?

POINTS!!! THEKID NEEDS POINTS!!!

Dont hurt yourself

 

[Spookwriter]

Come on Em, let The Kid help you across the street a few times.
It's like he's only trying to earn one of those Boy Scout badges...
helping old women from curb to curb.

If he gets you to far from your house and you get lost or something
me and Sour George will earn our Senior Citizen merit badges by helping
you get back home.

See? We're all just trying to help a woman out...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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You have to be old to need help! I don't need help!





I do get lost easily though...often I don't even know what state I'm in when I'm traveling.

 

[deerman]

kid you may need a wheelchair, or at least a walker, one thing for sure EM not getting any younger.

 

[Spookwriter]

Em, at our age I'm afraid we both live in the constant state of confusion...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Ok, while it is true I'm not getting any younger...I'm still young!!! I'm only 24! I turned 24 on May 23rd people!

 

[Spookwriter]

103, I've known a few women in my time...

Let me think a minute...When was the last time a woman told me
the the truth about her age...This may take a while...

Shucks...When was the the last time a woman told me the truth
about anything?

Oh yeah...they're just women...they have a different view of the "truth".

 

[deerman]

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ok if they believe that I'M turning 27 on the 27th.



EM , just because you daughter turned 24 ,you can't use her age.

 

[Spookwriter]

Good point there Deerman.

My daughter looks just like my wife's younger pictures.

But my wife won't no way pass for being 11 years old...