*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Rock salt is being substituted for coal as a stocking stuffer this year.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Oh man, that blows. Then again, I'm sure there's someone out there who'd pay for a bit of rock salt... hmmm.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Can I get sea salt instead? I want to make sea salt caramels.

 

[sourland]

Perhaps the rock salt will be delivered via shotgun.

 

[bluesub]

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Can I get sea salt instead? I want to make sea salt caramels.

Yum, send me some. You could just dehydrate some of the salt from the salt water moat.

 

[sourland]

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Can I get sea salt instead? I want to make sea salt caramels.

Yum, send me some. You could just dehydrate some of the salt from the salt water moat.

Yeah go right ahead stick your hand or better yet your whole body in the saltwater moat.

 

[bluesub]

I'd give her a floaty or maybe a surfboard...

 

[Fierlin1182]

I can't surf for the life of me despite being an Australian.

 

[bluesub]

The surfboard was supposed to help you float above the sharks...

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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OUCH! I can verify that it hurts! Cured me of "sneak fishing" when I was a teen!