*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Truth be told, during the holidays I always turn into a mean one. I really am a heel. I'm as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel. I'm a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
I'm a monster, my heart's an empty hole.My brain is full of spiders, I've got garlic in my soul.


People wouldn't touch me, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

[eenie114]

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You're friends with Eenie? It's not looking good...

Yesh I am.

oh no...

The Elder's have it in their heads that I'm a troublemaker.

I'm as sweet as can be!

 

[Tanichca]

Yah! Sweet as a sweet potato with marshmallows, that Eenie is!


I, on the other hand, am almost as bad as Her Royal Grinchness.

 

[eenie114]

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See?! Tani says I'm sweet! Of course, Tani knows that I haven't mailed her Christmas gift yet.

 

[Tanichca]

That's OK, I haven't mailed yours either.

Mostly because I am temporarily incapacitated, but also because I am broke and have no money for stamps or beads. (do you have pierced ears?)

 

[eenie114]

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What did you hurt yourself doing this time?

Yes, I do, and do you and Diana have the same idea?

 

[sourland]

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You're friends with Eenie? It's not looking good...

Yesh I am.

oh no...

Well, GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION> you are on the 'bad' list. Sorry.

 

[Tanichca]

Wait, I'm making her earrings too.... it appears we do!


I'm not sure, all I know is that I managed to tear all the muscles in my chest, shoulders, and left arm. Ow.

 

[eenie114]

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This is hysterical. Time to clean out my jewelry chest.

OW. is right!

 

[Tanichca]

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Yesh I am.

oh no...

Well, GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION> you are on the 'bad' list. Sorry.

Ah well. We can use our coal to set something on fire!!!