Blue: You used to work for the Men In Black, the alien-catching government organization. One day, an alien from the planet Qthwuhulli disguised itself as a llama, and started following you around, trying to sell you a purple umbrella. You finally caved in and bought. Unbeknownst to you, the umbrella was actually a time travel device! You were transported back to the seventies, and then you met a younger version of Sourland. Together, you started an era of terror and menace, using your herd of turken-vampire bat hybrids to do your bidding and increase your goal of world domination. But one started to revolt, and he led the others in a massive rebellion! The rebellion scrashed through the gates of your mighty fortress in Transylvania, and you and Sour were locked in coffins, never to rise again. But, a loyal minion helped you escape. You returned to this earth and are now a scourge of mankind.
But only in disguise.
Soon you will rise again and once more rule the galaxy!
Now, unless the rest of you want me to reveal what I know, you had better behave!