Tanichca
Sparkle Magnet
Now there's dedication. *applause and whistles*
Ahem.
On this day, the 22nd of December ano domini 2012,
Tatiana and Evelyn of The Kingdom of Whatever hereby petition Her Supreme Majesty Queen Em for reprieve for the punishment that has been inflicted upon them, namely, banishment to the lowest dungeon, as punishment for their heinous crimes, specifically:
Reacting to sparkling with shameless flirting in return.
Indecent exposure in public, more specifically, the removal of buckets without written permission.
Et cetera, et cetera.
They hereby confess the horror of their actions and are most ashamed of themselves, but reference the length of time that the punishment has been carried out. They wish to offer their services to the fair Queen, in the hopes of repairing the damage they have done to the delicate balance the Kingdom hangs in.
Think that's enough groveling?
Capital job!![]()
Actually, it's mostly in lowercase.
I add my signature as the afore-mentioned Tatiana. I want out. My mom is making tamales for the holiday... Those are hard to eat with a bucket. It traps the infamous tamale breath. No fun, no fun at all.
