*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Alaskan does NOT like the freezer. Alaskan does not like cold!

Alaskan is big and fierce and will jump into the warm and brown fuzzy moat. Alaskan liked warm and fuzzy.

Any small annoying South American species will be eaten after a good bar-b-que.

Alaskan has sharp and very strong teeth.

Spook should be very very afraid of Alaskan. Spook threatened Alaskan with freezing.

Bad Spook.

Poor Spook.

 

[Alaskan]

I can tell by your silence that the entire kingdom is quaking in fear.

Alaskan is about to go outside to do a "all snow must die" dance.

When I return, I expect offerings of very warm apple pie from the 'special' Spook. (Warm cow pies will not be accepted, no matter how hot and steaming they are)

All others are welcome to my warm and wonderful bar-b-que.

I will be cooking small toothy South American species as well as moose that were not able of flying when kicked out of a plane no matter how hard they tried.

The Candiru will be invited.

 

[sourland]

The Candiru will be invited.

Thanks, but I think that I will pass on this one. Sourland has nightmares about the Candiru.

 

[Bunnylady]

Spook should be very very afraid of Alaskan. Spook threatened Alaskan with freezing.

Bad Spook.

Poor Spook.

Now, now Alaskan, keep your fur on. Spook wasn't threatening you - just making an offer to make you feel at home (and c'mon, admit it - you started it).

But a pie from Spook? I don't think I have ever known Spook to part with edibles - except for the baubles he gave the Queen, and that was a very special occasion!

 

[Wisher1000]

Alaskan, do you have a brother?

Anybody seen G-Man lately?

 

[Wisher1000]

Naw Spook, Wisher's cuffs are standard issue chrome tempered steel. Now the Queen's are fuzzy green ones.

JD, if you had to choose, which would you prefer?

 

[oldrooster]

Alaskan he threatened me with the moat but he wouldn't like it if I did take a swim, everything in the moat would scurry out or die from toxic water, and I dare not pollute the moat without permission from out queen, but if she banishes me there perhaps she would put the spook in the stockade and let him smell the stench from the moat, that would make the spooks sheets turn all sorts of dirty colors.... hee hee hee....

 

[sourland]

oldrooster, the moat is only perceived as a threat by those who do not know. Ask bluesub (she is in charge of the moat by the Queen's decree) about the fun that can be found there. Perhaps you would like to join Alaskan at the barbecue/moat swim?

 

[Bunnylady]

JD, if you had to choose, which would you prefer?

Wisher, you can't really expect him to answer that, can you? If there's one thing our silver-tongued Sparkly hates to do, it's let a lady down. He hasn't lived this long without learning how not to put his neck in a noose!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

No he's not Bruce...Bruce is MIA currently.