*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I win? I win!!

What?

 

[Tanichca]

Famously, prince Harry hasn't washed his hair in two years, and there's a trend starting of people bathing once a month. Maybe you elders are just trying to be hip?

 

[Alaskan]

Famously, prince Harry hasn't washed his hair in two years, and there's a trend starting of people bathing once a month. Maybe you elders are just trying to be hip?

What? What? Huh?

I have hips....two of them in fact!

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook only has the three hairs. A bottle of shampoo
lasts me a long time.

Like Sour, I can't remember what I was doing this morning.
I might of taken a shower...

And rule number 1 : Elders are ALWAYS hip. We are the cutting
edge.

Spook....Life on the edge.

 

[Alaskan]

Cutting edge...like a pocket knife.....got a bunch of those

Spook, you really don't want to sit on the edge of a knife......just saying

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook use to have a pocket knife.

My therapist made me get rid of it.

Now my sheets don't even have pockets...


Spook....who has no ideal if Alaskan is an Elder.

 

[Alaskan]

Spook use to have a pocket knife.

My therapist made me get rid of it.

Now my sheets don't even have pockets...


Spook....who has no ideal if Alaskan is an Elder.

Strap the knife on with a *strap*!

Spook, just remember you can't be a man without a knife.

You need a knife to eat your food, YOU NEED A KNIFE TO CUT YOUR BROWNIES!

 

[Alaskan]

Spook....who has no ideal if Alaskan is an Elder.

No ideal? But Alaskan IS ideal! And Alaskan is very very old *creak creak creak*

 

[Tanichca]

Spook....who has no ideal if Alaskan is an Elder.

No ideal? But Alaskan IS ideal! And Alaskan is very very old *creak creak creak*

Oh pfff, I sound like that, and I am thoroughly a Younger. Creaky joints do not an elder make. Now, a hyperactive sense of humor, a decent wit, and the ability to capitalize and punctuate are all classic signs of Elder-ism. Also, a love of brownies.

 

[sourland]

i luv brownies