*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Once there was a hopping through the forest

Dancing and laughing all of the time.......

Down came the jelly beans raining all about her

La la la la la la la

 

[Spookwriter]

Okay, Spook is back from finally riding his bike.
Just needed some "heavy-duty" intertubes. But
at last, I got to ride my bike.

Of course, I just rode it round and round in my garage.
Like one of them there Nascar drivers, I just kept it
turning left. I'm going to ride it on the road. But first I need
to order one of them baskets for the front. Need somewhere
to carry my snacks and such.

Nice big garage, 32x80.

Tall too.

I put a basketball rim inside.

(But I'm a quick learning Spook. I had my wife hold the
ladder this time.)

I've apparently lost my mind and am looking at a little
exercise. Even watching what I eat. Always before I
just went for it and watched my wife and daughter, making
sure they weren't trying to take my food.

I don't like sharing. I'm old, greedy and I want it all.

But so far, this "new me" seems to be working...I've lost
almost a pound and a half.


Spook...feeling like a brand new man.

 

[Bunnylady]

Well, now we know - Spook's mind weighs a pound and a half.

But if you change your mind, does your weight change, too?

 

[Spookwriter]

Just keeping laughing, Bunny...

But at this rate, I'll be looking all buff in a
couple of more years...THEN we'll see has
the last laugh.


Spook...they call me the Hunk. (of course, I'm
a BIG hunk...but still a hunk.

 

[theotherranch]

Maybe it's just a new clean sheet that has Spook weighing less? Since ghosts are merely wisps anyway, how can a scale record their weight? Inquiring minds want to know these thing!


Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

You've got one sharp mind, Perry.

True that a scale can't weigh a ghost. (we're light
on our feet) But I have a big rock I hold when I'm
weighing myself. See what the rock weights when
I'm holding it, then see what the rock weighs by itself.

Then I know what I weight....

Now, using that height-to-weight chart the doctor has,
I should be about fifteen feet tall...

But I think the chart is wrong...If being a short fat guy is
so wrong, why do companies make clothes for short fat
guys?

And did I see the news the other day? Dunkin Donuts has
come out with a "bacon donut"....and my beloved Twinkies
will be returning to the shelf in July...

If this "new-me" is going to work, I've got to stop watching
the food channel...

 

[theotherranch]

Er. um. Spook, have you tried a smaller rock? Since,as a spook, you weigh nothing, a smaller rock would meam you weigh less!
This is why I have a degree in ambulance chas.........I mean law!

Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

Actually it's my wife rock...

I asked her what she wanted for Christmas one
time, and she said a "big rock".

So...I bought her a big rock. We keep it in the flower
bed.

It was a long time before she spook to me again. Months.
That was probably the best year of our marriage.

But it's "her rock"...

Spook...who taught his wife to do her own shopping.

 

[Bunnylady]

Actually it's my wife rock...

I asked her what she wanted for Christmas one
time, and she said a "big rock".

So...I bought her a big rock. We keep it in the flower
bed.

It was a long time before she spook to me again. Months.
That was probably the best year of our marriage.

But it's "her rock"...

Spook...who taught his wife to do her own shopping.

So, what was she raising money to buy when she sold that car, Spook?

 

[sourland]

Once there was a Sour hopping through the forest

Dancing and laughing all of the time.......

Down came the jelly beans raining all about him

La la la la la la la

That's my kind of post.

Thanks, Alaskan. Where must I go?