*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[TwoCrows]

I hear there have been sightings of frogs in Juneau...so you will have to get in the plane and fly. Fly FAST! And HURRY!

 

[sourland]

BUT, I sent them to Kenai Peninsula c/o Alaskan.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

SOUR!

What should I do??

Rolling around on the slightly cold earth behind the garage produced no sizzling noises (there was some crunching and crackling).

Alaskan then tried to crawl into each one of the four different freezers in the house.......all of the freezers were full of vodka or salmon, or halibut, and butter. There was lots of butter in there. Alaskan didn't fit.

WHAT SHOULD ALASKAN DO???

Put some ice cubes in some water and drink lots of it. Are there any cold ponds? If so jump in.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

I could send a tree frog up but I think mail would be to slow.

 

[Alaskan]

This is horrible Alaskan! You might die!

Yes! YES! Alaskan's arms are not only a different color But now they are slightly tender to the touch!! This has never happened before! ARG! *panicked running in circles* Ah! Alaskan remembers! if in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

 

[TwoCrows]

Alaskan...didn't you say something about Vodka??...There must be SOMETHING you could do with that...

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Quote: Good plan!

 

[sourland]

RED is bad. RED is bad. We know this from dealing with the 'reds' over on the GREEN thread. GREEN will counteract the bad effects of RED. Find some green moose or caribou dung and smear it all over your arms, face, and body. Quickly, quickly - time is of the essence if we are to save you.

 

[Alaskan]

Put some ice cubes in some water and drink lots of it. 

ICE? Put ICE in water?

NO ONE puts ice in water!

no body drinks ice water!!!

Ice water is deadly!

Don't you know that?

Do you drink ice water?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Well it cancels out the bad but its bad its self.

I think your just gonna die there is no way to stop it...