*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

I'm sure the kids are, too.
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Ah, JD. How good of you to join us. Where have you been? There have been some changes since you left. Step into my parlor, I need to determine where your allegiance lies.

[COLOR=008000]My dear Queen, I would be delighted to join you in your parlor. As for my allegiance, I must caution you. . . . .I just averted a full out civil war in my Kingdom. [/COLOR]


I'll see your aversion and raise you one. I am concerned that you have been away from the kingdom and that you are no longer concerned with the best interests of the realm. Therefore, I shall test your loyalty at the party tomorrow night. You will drink the Koolaid, right?
 
I think crack would address both issues- easily attainable and generates an alternate reality.

Alaskan thinks it would be better to become an alcoholic than a crack addict.

But, Alaskan was hoping for a safer and better and cheaper addiction. Alaskan considered an addiction to sucking on leeches. But then what would Alaskan do in the winter?

Or, Alaskan could develop an addiction to icicle sucking, but then what to do in the summer?
 

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