*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

...in Alaska you gotta dance with anything that asks...

 

[Alaskan]

Nope, Alaskan didn't dance with the bear.

Alaskan ran towards the bear yelling "get away from my turkeys!"

 

[Bunnylady]

Nope, Alaskan didn't dance with the bear.

Alaskan ran towards the bear yelling "get away from my turkeys!"

Evidently, even to a bear that doesn't sound like an invitation to dance.

 

[Alaskan]

Evidently, even to a bear that doesn't sound like an invitation to dance.

Alaskan is big and fierce, the bear ran away.

 

[Bunnylady]

Poor Alaskan. Even the bear didn't want to dance with you?

 

[Spookwriter]

Now, if someone is ugly enough to scare a bear I bet
that same someone doesn't get asked for many dances...


(I'm not saying Alaskan is ugly, but I'm a SPOOK...and I
don't scare bears)

 

[Alaskan]

Now, if someone is ugly enough to scare a bear I bet
that same someone doesn't get asked for many dances...


(I'm not saying Alaskan is ugly, but I'm a SPOOK...and I
don't scare bears)

It is the bump in the middle, that is what is so scary.

 

[Bunnylady]

Acne isn't THAT bad, Alaskan.

 

[Spookwriter]

...bears don't have bumps in the middle.

Musta been a camel...they've got bumps.
Maybe a moose...don't they have a bump?


Maybe Alaskan needs new glasses?

 

[Alaskan]

Have you never seen a bear with a bump?