*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[TheCrazyClucker]

Fig newtons are rat flavored

 

[Alaskan]

Fig newtons are rat flavored

Interesting..... Do you eat many rats?

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

Yes I do, they have a slight barbeque taste to them. Especially when I sprinkle them with salt.

It's nutritious.

 

[Alaskan]

So.....that means you like fig newtons? And rats? Hummmmmmm

That makes you a ....... .

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

LOL of course Im kidding. My cats like rats tho....

 

[Alaskan]

Do you bar-b-que the rats for them? (And no, no, of course you aren't kidding, of course you eat rats, this is hotel California, located on the middle of de Nile! )

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

Yes I do

It's actually a delicacy in some countrys. http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/10fbb8/

 

[Alaskan]

Hum, those look pretty good, but maybe a bit over cooked. Don't some of the edges look a bit burnt to you?

But maybe the burnt bits equal super yummy crispy bits!

That lovely photo should be on the moat thread, because that looks like MOAT FOOD!

Yeah! MOAT BAR-B-QUE!

Quick! We need Sour! He organizes all moat festivities.

 

[Bunnylady]

The rats are fire roasted - it's the easy way to get the hair off. I'd think you'd know that, Alaskan! (But don't show that picture to the voles - they might desert you. Then where would you be?)

Sour is out collecting items for his next moat festival. It may take him a while to get back to the Kingdom, so we'll have to carry on without him. I'm not sure how Bluesub would feel about feeding rats to the moat denizens - some of them are on very special diets.

 

[Alaskan]

But, lady! You know Alaskan has no rats. No rats here.

Perpetual sadness deep under piles of cold drizzly weather with over nine months of snow so high it reaches the moon, got that.

No functioning electronics or vehicles, without the help of vole power. Luckily, they are cute as they eat all good things from the pantry and poop on the rest. Yep, got that too.

But NO RATS.

Nope, no rats.