*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[chickwhispers]

Feel better soon!

 

[Alaskan]

  Self pity time - my back HURTS!  What did I do to cause this problem?  Lifted the toilet seat - should have peed on the floor. 

Why not pee on the floor?

You mean you don't usually pee on the floor?

We aren't supposed to pee on the floor?

 

[sourland]

I've been accused of doing exactly that, but that's a falsehood.

 

[chickwhispers]

I've know some (they shall remain nameless) that have used a tree to ummm....p. Ah the great outdoors ... for guys.

 

[Alaskan]

I've know some (they shall remain nameless) that have used a tree to ummm....p. Ah the great outdoors ... for guys. 

A tree? But, you can't hit a tree from the front door of the house.

 

[sourland]

I've know some (they shall remain nameless) that have used a tree to ummm....p. Ah the great outdoors ... for guys.

Oh my, did I ever get into trouble for teaching my youngest grandson how to properly 'use' a tree. He had to demonstrate his new prowess to my Yuppy SIL who was absolutely chagrined and sure that this bordered on lewd behavior. Thank goodness I was raised a country boy!!!!!!!!!

 

[sourland]

A tree? But, you can't hit a tree from the front door of the house.

Or off of the deck.

 

[chickwhispers]

You can at our house and off our deck. We have lots of trees. Some closer than I'd like.

 

[Alaskan]

Our only rule, aim to the left or the right after opening the door.

So,

1. Open door (this is very important)

2. Aim left or right, NOT right in front.

 

[chickwhispers]

My rule... you must be at least 10 feet outdoors and out of view of anyone. Like invisible.