*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[eenie114]

Just poking fun, Eenie, I hope you have a blast, even if it's not a date, and who knows? He could surprise you yet..............

Yeah, I know.

If I sounded cranky, it was because I had dropped 5 pounds of frozen beef on my toe.

OW-OW-OW-OW. Eh, I hope he doesn't surprise me. I'm ready for that episode to be over. And if he did, I wouldn't trust it because it would be so contrary to everything we disagreed about before.

 

[Bunnylady]

I'm not sure a "consistently brilliant" guy has been born yet; some just seem destined to have some areas in which they will forever be, um, rather dim. But if you are satisfied in your mind that the Comrade affair is in the past, I see no reason why you can't be friends. Two weeks after I broke up with a guy that I dated in college, I went to see Ringling Bros circus with him and a couple of other friends. I wanted to see "the Greatest Show on Earth," and I still enjoyed his company, even though we were no longer "an item" - simple as that. Set a few tongues a'waggin', though!

 

[sourland]

I'm not sure a "consistently brilliant" guy has been born yet ----

Excuse me!

Had my physical today. Doctor says, "Your in great shape aside from the fact that you're deaf and can't see out of your left eye- and both of those can be fixed if you just listen to me." Who put him in charge?

 

[Alaskan]

 
I'm not sure a "consistently brilliant" guy has been born yet ----

Excuse me! 


Had my physical today.  Doctor says, "Your in great shape aside from the fact that you're deaf and can't see out of your left eye- and both of those can be fixed if you just listen to me."   Who put him in charge?

Did your doc hand you one of these fliers? My mom just handed one to me.

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DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
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Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

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EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
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Driving simulation

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Online class and role playing

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Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

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[sourland]

Nope, no fliers, but he did offer some little blue pills?

 

[Bunnylady]

Those seem to come up rather often.

 

[sourland]

Yep.

 

[Alaskan]

Ew!! If they keep coming back up, stop trying to share them!


(Nothing worse than preused)

 

[Bunnylady]

Alaskan!! Are you trying to steal Sour's meds again?!

 

[sourland]

Is that where my Lovastatin has been going? Total cholesterol of 178!

And the Sumatriptan? - does Alaskan have migraine headaches?


Sourman does not take anything else - oops, lots of NSAIDS for his multi pains.