*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

OK, Al askin I'll just keep the Christmas box that I had prepared for you - more for me to eat.

 

[Bunnylady]

I'm going to be making some chocolate chocolate chip cookies later . . . . .

 

[sourland]

Tomorrow it's more butter cookies, chocolate chip cookies, and 'David's' cookies. Always has griped her that no cookies are named for DD.

 

[vehve]

I was actually referring to the cookies, as I haven't seen an actual photo of Bunny, but I'm sure she is very pretty too.

 

[sourland]

I was actually referring to the cookies, as I haven't seen an actual photo of Bunny, but I'm sure she is very pretty too.

Smart move, 'V'. Critter is a big guy.

 

[vehve]

I'm not scared, I fight dirty.

 

[Bunnylady]

I was actually referring to the cookies, as I haven't seen an actual photo of Bunny, but I'm sure she is very pretty too.

Ever consider a career as a diplomat, V?

I'm not scared, I fight dirty.

So does Critter - and he has a chainsaw. No, wait - he has, um . . . . four, I think; I don't think he has sold the little one yet.

 

[vehve]

Bunny, I've been playing mediator in a fence dispute between our neighbors (although I'm not completely impartial in the matter either, since we own 50% of the property said fence is bordering to), and I think I've come to the conclusion that I won't put myself in a similar situation for a while. I do tend to take that kind of a role though, when I worked as a security guard, I have among other things played couples counselor to a pair of junkies while we we're waiting for the cops to arrive. That was fun. I don't know how their relationship worked out though.

I tend to avoid even fights. I either go in with overwhelming force, or then I choose to run like a little girl. The latter option sounds well suited for a situation involving dealing with a deranged quad-chainsaw wielding madman.

 

[Bunnylady]

For some reason, your term "quad-chainsaw" put me in mind of this device (which I believe was invented by a guy in North Carolina, and though it was "weaponized" in a James Bond movie, it is used to trim trees in power line right-of-ways).

 

[vehve]

But that's more of a circular saw type of deal... I've never seen those in use live, and the James Bond version is maybe more familiar to me. But those are probably pretty handy for clearing out pesky branches trying to cut power to remote places. I wouldn't want to be caught in the way of that thing. I'd probably run then too.