*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Thats a nice pond....wheres the bait shop? Judging from the smell, I must be getting close

Don your chainmail Speedos - you are the bait.

 

[bamadude]

Don your chainmail Speedos - you are the bait.

mosquitoes refuse to bite me...purely out of respect...
Sharks dedicate a week to watch me on tv.

 

[sourland]

Ever faced a Candiru invasion?

 

[bamadude]

Ever faced a Candiru invasion? 

while swimming in the Amazon; a brave candiru tried me...After 5 days of excrutiating pain....it died

 

[hennible]

I read that whole list... Bama get some new material

 

[hennible]

You need to speak Finnish in Canadian to be interesting in here...

Man that would be very unattractive... Other words escape me....

 

[bamadude]

I once peed in a semi-trucks gas tank as a joke......That truck is now known as Optimus Prime

 

[bamadude]

I once kicked a horse in the chin....Its decendants are now known as giraffes

 

[hennible]

Nice

That speedo isn't leaving anything to the imagination

 

[bamadude]

I have a grizzly bear rug in my living room....the bear isnt dead.....just afraid to move