*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[hennible]

You shouldn't cook your kids, Sam.

Too skinny

Nah, your oldest is old enough to make coffee and toast.....  

Or at least fetch you chocolate and slippers.  (however, it is safest if the chocolate is something that the kid doesn't like eating)

Big one can do toast, good point...

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:Bama, I don't need keys........I have a Pheonix Gate. I can go where or to when I want. ( JD diappears into a strange vortex)

JD is that like my star gate????

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote:

JD is that like my star gate????
Not quite. It is a bit like a wearable TARDIS.

You never know when or where he may turn up - it can give "space invasion" a whole new meaning!

JD, I know you had two of those at one time - did the other one ever turn up?

 

[Amberjem]

if your kid can do toast they can do waffles, and pop tarns and and.........

 

[bamadude]

Too hot...(hot da#$) make a dragon wanna retire man.....
Bruno Mars from the future

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:

JD is that like my star gate????
Not quite. It is a bit like a wearable TARDIS.

You never know when or where he may turn up - it can give "space invasion" a whole new meaning!

JD, I know you had two of those at one time - did the other one ever turn up?

It's a good thing I don't have it then sometimes I can be a bit re-tardis.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
If it's a gas stove cook a hotdog or toast a marshmallow over the flame? if nothing else thy could lite my stogie for me they are not too long but big around, those that are the ones I find. I am a man of means, by no means, king of the gravel road...

 

[Amberjem]

Quote:

 

[Alaskan]

love that song.....

have you heard the one he sings about how you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd?

 

[Bunnylady]

This one?