*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Where's Perry when you need him eh?

 

[Alaskan]

It is getting super dark now

I can't even see my hand in front of my face.

Humm... I wonder what that is that I am feeling? Fuzzy..... Warm..... A bit of slime


Should I do a taste test?

 

[Bunnylady]

Where's Perry when you need him eh?

Oh beauteous

Queen Em, I fear even a lawyer wouldn't touch Alaskan at this time.


ALASKAN! PAWS OFF!!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh beauteous  Queen Em, I fear even a lawyer wouldn't touch Alaskan

I think you are grossly underestimating just how low lawyers can go.

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, fairest

Queen, you said "can." I said "would" (or rather, wouldn't).. You know lawyers - what do you think Alaskan brings to the table that would coax one down that hole?

 

[Alaskan]

My mind! MY MIND!!!!!



lady just succeeded in dropping us down another ten feet!

 

[Bunnylady]

Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this muck
Clean from Alaskan's mind? No; this mind will rather
The multitudinous seas incrudify
Making the Green one brown.

How well can you tread water, Alaskan? My formerly snug little burrow is now completely flooded; I can't understand how that underground canyon isn't underwater, too.

 

[Alaskan]

It is all very warm... Very wet... And very furry.


What have you done???

 

[Bunnylady]

That's not fur, it's fungus (happens with all the warm and wet).

 

[sourland]

Al now has a fungus.