*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

I don't think that's quite correct.

That's what I heard!!

 

[Spookwriter]

Em, could it be that you need your hearing checked, cause
what you heard isn't what I wrote.

All I did was how your poor wittle doggie is and does it
have a nice doggie house?

Anything else you heard wasn't written by me.


*Did I ever mention the time I took the bed slats out from
my wifes side of the bed? Now, she got to be wee bit fluffier
as the years went by.

So one night I took the slats from under her bed. Had it barely
propped up. We went to bed, and after a while she got to moving
around and her side of the bed BROKE. And she went down with
a thump.

It was funny, but she was still mad at me.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh so now I'm so old I can't hear?!?

















(Terry hates this game too)

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes, old woman. You appear to be plumb deef today.

You can't hear a thing I'm typing.

I would'a gotten back sooner but I was playing with the baby.

Trying to teach her to crawl. I keep showing her but she won't
pay attention. Getting tired carrying her everywhere.

And the new kitten fell in the commode...stupid cat. Think it
musta come from Mississippi or somewhere. Definitly from
the South.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

We don't raise stupid cats. That's a Yankee thing there. Yankee cats can't even catch a proper mouse.

Think you could come teach Luke to crawl? That boy is getting heavy.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes, it's a Southern Cat for sure. How can I tell? It just lays
around. Doesn't do anything,...Walks real slow.

Yankee cats...a little better. Runs real fast, catch mice. Hides
and watches for a chance to steal your food.

We got us a Southern Cat fer sure... it's a real breed. "Lazy Southern
Cat." Can be registered as such, I think most lazy southern cats are
registered at the local police departments.

As to teaching Like to crawl...you and Terry gotta get down in the floor
and show Luke how it's done. **When you get down on the floor, your
arms and legs still touch the floor, don't they? If not, well Terry will have
to show Luke.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Can't get down on the floor. I'd just roll and roll and might never stop. You'd hafta wave to me as I rolled through Ohio.

Southern Cats are polite. They say yessir and Nosir before they eat you. That's how you can tell it's definitely a Yankee cat. It doesn't have any manners, and hates sweet tea.

 

[Spookwriter]

...a cat-fight...

Never would I of thought this day would include a cat fight with Em.

Who apparently knows little about actual cats.

Yankee cats are highly sought after for their skill.
Southern cats on the other hand..gator-bait?


Good Yankee cats go for $100 up here.
What's a Southern cat cost...dime a dozen?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

...a cat-fight...

Never would I of thought this day would include a cat fight with Em.

Who apparently knows little about actual cats.

Yankee cats are highly sought after for their skill.
Southern cats on the other hand..gator-bait?


Good Yankee cats go for $100 up here.
What's a Southern cat cost...dime a dozen?

Now, everyone knows I'm a CAT expert!



Wouldja just look at my little picture there? That's a real picture. What I really look like in real life. Bet yall didn't know MFB was a cat person didja?
Now, as for Southern Cats, well, I couldn't tell ya what they sell for. Cat's don't really have a place here. I only like hairless cats.

 

[Spookwriter]

Uh...is that like a hairless kid?

How do you like him now?

(I couldn't resist)