*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Wisher1000]

I love this group..... y'all make me proud.

 

[sourland]

I love this group..... y'all make me proud.

No, we just make you feel 'normal' by comparison.

Everything is relative.

 

[Wisher1000]

All jokes aside, Sour, this group represents the "real" me that I have to hide, restrain, or govern in real life. Because of my career, standing in my community, and position as mother and wife, I am constantly maintaining this upright, conservative persona. Here, I can let my hair down and be myself, and not worry about being judged. I also don't have to worry about it getting too out of hand, and attracting unwanted attention from strangers. It really is cool........you guys, really are cool........

 

[Bunnylady]

You sayin' that this is your walk on the wild side?


Okay.



But still, I wonder -



why have I never seen you at one of the full moon dances?

Hey, Alaskan! There's somethin' shiny over there, too - is it another of your lost screws?

 

[sourland]

Oh, look, 'Al', there's another one. Wisher gonna help 'Al' find his/her loose nuts and bolts - oh yeah, missing screws too?

 

[Wisher1000]

Ummm..... well ...... uh...... yeah... sure, I'll help. That would be the polite thing to do..... right. On a totally unrelated note, have I shown you guys my extensive collection of lost marbles, loose screws and detached rockers?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I am sure a few of those screws are mine. If you have any I can borrow, I need all the extra screws I can get.

 

[sourland]

Oh, Em, I don't think that you really want to go there. Do you?

 

[Bunnylady]

Ummm..... well ...... uh...... yeah... sure, I'll help. That would be the polite thing to do..... right. On a totally unrelated note, have I shown you guys my extensive collection of lost marbles, loose screws and detached rockers?

Oh, so you've got them. Maybe I'll peruse it some time; I might find a few of mine. Isn't it located somewhere off the deep end of the moat - you know, in that building built of all those bricks that the loads are short of?

I am really getting worried about BB2K, though - there may be something seriously wrong with the kid. I mean, she's a teenager - she's supposed to be embarrassed to be seen in public with her mother, not getting the giggles with her in the aisles of the grocery store. Just a few minutes ago, we spent a moment in shared admiration of the design of the box of Twinings' herbal tea - I mean, the Bunny's getting old, so little things may catch my attention, but . . . .

Hey, there's something shiny over here! No, wait, that's just glitter . . . . .

 

[WVduckchick]

Detached rockers

Those come from using big hammers