*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I was thinking something more like

put on protective armor
Go to moat with additions
unceremoniously dump bucket of water full of additions into moat
sprint

Trust me it won't work that way. The Denizens must be approached properly to avoid rejection.

 

[Alaskan]

what if we cover the denizens with butter??


And warm them over a toasty fire???

 

[sourland]

what if we cover the denizens with butter??


And warm them over a toasty fire???

I'll hold your clothes while you enter the moats to access them.

 

[Alaskan]

I'll hold your clothes while you enter the moats to access them.

What if I have to pee?

 

[sourland]

What if I have to pee?

Feel free to do so. It's actually an attractant to some of the denizens - strange but true.

 

[Alaskan]

Feel free to do so. It's actually an attractant to some of the denizens - strange but true.

Will I..... be able to... feel if I have attracted them?

 

[room onthebroom]

Will I..... be able to... feel if I have attracted them?

You’d better hope not.

 

[sourland]

Will I..... be able to... feel if I have attracted them?

Oh, you'll know. You'll know.

 

[black_cat]

Trust me it won't work that way. The Denizens must be approached properly to avoid rejection.

what if I give them an offering first?

 

[sourland]

what if I give them an offering first?
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Go in knee deep , slap the surface of the water, and go "Meat me, Meat me, Meat me." They will likely approve.