*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

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That was a joke??? Actually I found it to be quite funny.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

See Queen Em, I'm not the only warped sense of humor around here!

 

[deerman]

EM has a jester now ?..........that would be a job , you every try to get a old woman in a old folks home to even smile.......

here your fox take your pick

 

[Spookwriter]

501...that was a lame joke. But I still found it funny.

So is Sir Bird now the leading court high-jester?

Queen Em will hear all the jokes and make her official
proclaimation in her own time.



High-jester to our royal Queen Em is no easy feat.


Perhaps a contest shall be called. A joke-off? Let the
jesters try out... We can all vote, but remember only the
whim of our Queen matters.

You think its hot where you live?

Our ice-cream truck melted.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

If Queen Em is to dub the winner, I haven't got a chance!

She thinks funerals are funnier than me!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Well, ...... bad jokes will stretch this thread out. Ok,...... What do ya call a Dwarf mindreader that escaped from prison?

A small Medium at large!

 

[Spookwriter]

"A small Medium at large..."

Now THAT was bad....if you aren't careful Em will disqualify you from
the joke-off before it even gets starts.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Well, I know hundreds of jokes, but that's the only one that MAY NOT get me more points.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

THE BIG EARED FOX DEERMAN!

Spook is right, I'll reserve judgement for a joke off.





Bird...I can't believe Im saying this but that did make me chuckle...once. I'm kinda ashamed of myself...but it did.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Shhhhhhh....... you have a reputation to uphold!