Oh No Em...I can't be High-Court Jester.
I'm much too old, I need to take too many naps, too
many brownie breaks. You need a much younger clown
than me.
And no I can't be the official head off-er person either.
Nothing makes me madder than chopping off someones
head, expecting a gory mess...only to find that their head
was completely empty. Not a single brain.
So I'm no good to you Queen Em. Unless you have a place
in the palace for an official food-taster, who specializes in
brownie-tasting.
That's a job I can handle. That and rocking-chair rocker-person...
I don't know if I'ld be much use at anything else.