Would you settle for an invisible fox, my dear Em?
Did I ever tell you about my invisible tuba? I keep it in the
console of my car, along with my invisble guitar, my drums,
my monkey, my jack in the box...anything I need is in my console.
Of course, it's invisible.
Took my tuba into Pizza Hut the other day. Entertained the patrons,
embarrassed my daughter terribly. My wife...my poor wife is well use
to my antics.
Anyway when we left, I forgot my invisible tuba. Went shopping, but I
was carrying on. Needed to go back to Pizza Hut and get my tuba. My
daughter wanted no part of going back. I don't know why...
I lost my invisible tuba.
So I ordered myself a brand new invisible tuba. My daughter thinks I'm
nuts. Of course, for her I created an invoice to print out confirming the
purchase of a new invisible tuba. Even had it delivered by Fex Ex in an
empty box. (she wasn't here to see it delivered, but she was here to see
me open it and pretend to use it)
So...How about an invisible fox, just for you?
I have one in stock...any color you want.
Spook