*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

My friendly UPS man just brought me a new frontend
for my golf cart.

You know I crashed my cart a while back? It ended up
down by the highway, upside down. Kind of squished.

So, time to repair it. I'm tired of walking already. I need
some wheels.

I need to go to the garage, but it's so hot outside.

 

[Tanichca]

Wow, so you've gotten so old that you cant even drive a golf cart?

I'm maing a cake today!

 

[Spookwriter]

What can I say?...Yes, I crashed my golf cart. For real.

Turned it completely upside down I did.

 

[Tanichca]

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thats ok my sis (who is now 19 and engaged, and wouldnt dream of doing anything like this) once crashed my great-uncle's cart. In the woods. With her cousin. And me in the back seat. She was 8... so crashes can happen at any age.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I have a mental image of Spook trying to jump a ramp with his cart.

Tell us the truth, is that what happened?

 

[Spookwriter]

What can I say? At least crashing my cart didn't qualify for
a "dumbest thing I've ever done" moment.

I "lost" my golf cart one time. I rode it back in the woods, got
off, and walked home. Forgot I had the cart. Sad part was that
I didn't miss it right off, not untill the next day.

 

[Spookwriter]

And for anyone that wants to know, DO NOT try taking the
golf cart over an old 4-wheeler jump.

Does not work right.

Golf carts do not travel like four wheelers. They just sort of get
to the top of the ramp and hang there until a man with a boom
pole on a tractor picks it up.

And please...do not ask how I know.

I'm really old, and I know a lot of things that don't work out right.

 

[BrattishTaz]

Quote:

I knew it!! I won't tell you why I knew it though.

 

[sourland]

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Enough of these "old" references (except fo Em, the elder). I really think it is time to PM Tanny's Dad about the hand holding. Spook, you script the letter.

 

[Spookwriter]

You don't want me to write that letter.

I've told my daughter, if I EVER catch a little boy holding
her hand...someone's gonna be missing a little boy.

And that Tanichca...almost bragging about it. "I got to hold his hand."
The girl has no morals!!! She should of at least come to us with her head
held down in shame or something.

Listen up girls: Young boys are BAD. Do not hold their hands. Run away in
fear. Under no circumstance, are you to actually talk to a boy. Completely
against the rules.

Tanichca, are you going to promise never to do that again or am I going to
have to write that letter to your father?


Spook....looking out the babies in the bunch