Spook is way too old to rant.
Mainly because I tend to forget what I'm ranting about.
But now,the parent council nabbed you two, huh? That parent
council...one of the few powers that outrank the Elders.
The real problem with you two always holding hands and making
calf eyes at each other is that you can't do your chores while holding
hands. And good minions ALWAYS do their chores.
For example when this young man comes over, to impress your parents,
he needs to mow the lawn, sweep the drive, maybe do a few outside
windows. THEN he gets to hold your hand for maybe five minutes.
In the LIVING ROOM....two teens should never be left alone for any reason.
Your parents would like this plan.