*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Weekly checks will be fine,my Queen.
I'll submit billable hours on Monday and expect the check on Friday.
Does this work for your schedule?



Perry

Works for me Perry!

Get up with Bluesub for cutting your check.

If you want the Queens most royal jewels...

All you have to do is dazzle her. For even a Queen was once
a mere woman. Then, when she is smitten...

simply grab her jewels and run.

(Queens run slow)


Spook...who knows his Queen so well.



Of course, that new lawyer would sue..

This coming from the man who has "Dazzled" me with such stunning compliments such as "Strumpet" "Cougar" "Harlot"...

A Queen never forgets.

 

[sourland]

What has happened at the castle?

The moats are overgrown with algae

, the Candiru have proliferated in the freshwater moat and there is no sign of life in the salt water moat. Actually, when I went towards the salt water moat there was a strange stirring beneath the surface. Without the guidance of bluesub, I am going no closer.

The dungeons are disgusting.

No, I mean more disgusting than normal. There are rats everywhere and a foul odor permeates the entire area.

From the deepest recesses there is a GLO

wing and strange moans emanate from the darkness.

Queen Em,

the home in which you once took such pride is a shambles.

What's with the steam shovels and brownie crumbs that are all over the royal grounds?

Sourland is perplexed.

 

[Tanichca]

Em nobly abandoned the castle to come to the aid of some whales. And then it was taken over by flying mice, probably sent by GLO

and his new fiancee, Orps4u. The rest of us have formed a resistance, to overthrow the mice. We are in need of some flying cats... but Bluesub is nowhere to be found and therefore we do not know how to acquire any.

 

[JD4570]

Sour there shouldn't be any steam shovel, I returned the one I borrowed and repaired any divits in the lawn. The brownie crumbs are either Perry or Spooks doing. As for the moats, I'm not going anywhere near the saltwater one, there is something stranger than usual in there! The rest I don't know about, was too busy on the steam shovel.

 

[sourland]

Could we outfit all with tennis rackets? Bucket requirements could be dropped for an interval, and a concerted attack against the flying mice could be undertaken.

Are these flying mice dangerous?

Do they have any peculiarities that we should be prepared to face?


The stench of putrefaction and strange GLO

wing from the inner recesses - what do you make of this, Tani?

All should stay away from the salt water moat - something strange is happening there.

 

[Tanichca]

Could we outfit all with tennis rackets? Bucket requirements could be dropped for an interval, and a concerted attack against the flying mice could be undertaken.

Are these flying mice dangerous?

Do they have any peculiarities that we should be prepared to face?


The stench of putrefaction and strange GLO

wing from the inner recesses - what do you make of this, Tani?

All should stay away from the salt water moat - something strange is happening there.

The flying mice ate them.

Maybe we could try the tried-and-true squirrel-catching trick (bucket propped on stick, pull on the string, and the bucket drops on the unsuspecting rodent)
they have GLO

particles on them, that infect everyone with GLO

disease. I think that's what may have happened in the moat...

I think I'll keep my bucket with the oxygen mask on, if stenches are concerned. I may even just sit still and wait for blue, as I can barely move today anyway.

 

[eenie114]

I LOVE WEEKENDS!!!

Sorry for the caps, but I have no school for 48 entire hours! WHOOOOOOO!!

Do you know what that means? No numbers, no science that I will NEVER use, no blanco huevos, and no Winston Churchill!

 

[Tanichca]

I LOVE WEEKENDS!!!

Sorry for the caps, but I have no school for 48 entire hours! WHOOOOOOO!!

Do you know what that means? No numbers, no science that I will NEVER use, no blanco huevos, and no Winston Churchill!

EEEENNNNIIIIIEEEE!!!!! You're alive and the flying mice are attacking and I can't move!!!! And you are on a weekend!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!

 

[eenie114]

Oh noes! Flying mice?! Are you sure they aren't riding the bluebirds so that they can make Cinderella's dress?
Awww, you can't move/

 

[JD4570]

Hey, happen to have some Ukrainian flying cats from Chernobyl .Please don't ask me how I acquired them, it's very complicated.