Silkie Tendinitis Syndrome?

[PurpleChicken]

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Never in my life have I been jealous of a silkie.

Ok, in all seriousness, I think he has an anxiety or separation disorder. He may not even realize he's a bird. This is bad. You don't eat your birds do you?

 

[Laurajean]

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Never in my life have I been jealous of a silkie.

Ok, in all seriousness, I think he has an anxiety or separation disorder. He may not even realize he's a bird. This is bad. You don't eat your birds do you?

No, I'm a vegetarian. But why? Do you think he's nervous that I'll eat him? I wonder how I can let him know he's a bird.

 

[Laurajean]

Oh, but my dad eats chicken! Maybe when my dad visits he senses it and gets nervous?? Maybe that's why he looks at me funny, although I'm still not sure about the neck-strain aspect... too much worrying maybe? Do chickens suffer from anxiety?

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Nervous? Why would he be nervous?

 

[PurpleChicken]

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No, I don't think this has anything to do with your Dad's visit.


Do you wear the same perfume most of the time or use a body lotion that has a alluring smell?

 

[Laurajean]

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Nervous? Why would he be nervous?

Oh, I don't know. I guess if I had STD I'd be nervous. Maybe he just senses something's wrong.

 

[redhen]

You two are good...

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[PurpleChicken]

If I had an STD I'd cull myself.

I doubt he has that anyways. You have a virgin fock.

 

[Laurajean]

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No, I don't think this has anything to do with your Dad's visit.


Do you wear the same perfume most of the time or use a body lotion that has a alluring smell?

I switch it up a lot, I have a lot of different perfumes. Maybe that is only adding to the problem. God, there seem to be so many factors here! I don't think I wore perfume today though, and he still did it.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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What? Her silkie has a serious problem and I want to eat her fluffy little thing.