Lol that cracked me up. He is so handsome!Macho's guide to getting the ladies*.Step 1: When a hen walks up, don't directly look at her. Pose and have a mysterious far off look; allow her to admire your glory. Emphasize your manly chest*.![]()
Step 2: When she's had enough time, look seductively over your shoulder at her, again emphasizing your manly chest*. This is especially effective with a group of hens, as they swoon and titter over who you looked at.
Step 3: Now make your move towards them. As you walk, flex obviously, showing off your manly chest*, strong wings, and thick, soft feathers. But mostly your manly chest*. No hen can resist you now!
Step 4: Enjoy the attention of all the ladies and watch as the heads turn!
Say whattt?! Who's that hunk?
I think I'm in love. Did you see his manly chest*? *Disclaimer: Manly chest required. Results may vary.