Silly/happy, funny chicken chat thread!

[The Angry Hen]

LOL! That is a funny joke!!! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Mace Gill]

Hey, I have a joke!!
This one I made awhile ago... What did marble say to quartz?

I'm afraid to ask ... yet compelled to.
I'll bite ... what DID the marble say to the quartz?

 

[Mace Gill]

Okay, ya ready?? - Don't take me for granite!!!!

Lol ... I think that one hurt my spleen!

 

[The Angry Hen]

They sound funny!!

 

[Mace Gill]

They sound funny!!

The scariest thing on earth is the potential of a 'smart' chicken. It would be as bad as if cats developed thumbs.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Yup! lol

 

[Mace Gill]

LOL! That is a funny joke!!! Thanks for sharing!

Tell your friends ... but expect groans rather than applause!

 

[The Angry Hen]

Yeah, I'll tell my Dad a 'what I think is funny' joke, and all I hear is; "Ha-ha-hurrr."

 

[The Angry Hen]

Hey, I have a joke!!
This one I made awhile ago... What did marble say to quartz?

 

[The Angry Hen]

Okay, ya ready?? - Don't take me for granite!!!!