Silly/happy, funny chicken chat thread!

[Mace Gill]

They sound funny!!

The scariest thing on earth is the potential of a 'smart' chicken. It would be as bad as if cats developed thumbs.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Yup! lol

 

[Mace Gill]

So I'm in the small community library the other day, yeah? This chicken walks in and goes up to the librarian at the desk. The chicken (naturally) says "book, book, book?" The librarian calmly hands her three books and the hen tucks them under her wing and begins to depart. I am stunned. I ask the librarian (who seemed completely nonplussed) if this happens often ... she tells me that the hen does come in from time to time.
I shake my incredulousness and follow the hen. She makes her way down to the canal, and quietly, from a short distance away, I see her deposit the books on the ground in front of a wee frog. He quickly looks through the titles while rolling his eyes and says "read it ... read it, read it."

 

[The Angry Hen]

LOL! That is a funny joke!!! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Mace Gill]

LOL! That is a funny joke!!! Thanks for sharing!

Tell your friends ... but expect groans rather than applause!

 

[The Angry Hen]

Yeah, I'll tell my Dad a 'what I think is funny' joke, and all I hear is; "Ha-ha-hurrr."

 

[The Angry Hen]

Hey, I have a joke!!
This one I made awhile ago... What did marble say to quartz?

 

[Mace Gill]

Hey, I have a joke!!
This one I made awhile ago... What did marble say to quartz?

I'm afraid to ask ... yet compelled to.
I'll bite ... what DID the marble say to the quartz?

 

[The Angry Hen]

Okay, ya ready?? - Don't take me for granite!!!!

 

[Mace Gill]

Okay, ya ready?? - Don't take me for granite!!!!

Lol ... I think that one hurt my spleen!