Sitting with a cup of coffee. (coffee lovers)

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Had to post this a member on our stater thread posted laughed so hard I cried

A man on a donkey was taking a pair of young chickens to market with one tucked under each arm. The stubborn donkey decided to stop and no amount of prodding would get it going again. The man dismounted but, with a chicken under each arm, he was unsuccessful in pulling the donkey forward. He decided it was time to apply some motivation from behind. He needed to hold the donkey's lead rope with two hands to keep him from running off once he got the animal moving and he did not want to lose hold of the two chickens at the same time so he asked a gentleman passing by, "Excuse me sir, will you hold my cock and pullet while I kick my a s s?"
 

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