Snapping turtles and three legged chickens..

Discussion in 'Predators and Pests' started by LadyinRed, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. LadyinRed

    LadyinRed Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 22, 2009
    Well as many people know, snapping turtles will eat just about anything Includeing our chickens, ducks, and other little pets!

    And This I found posted on Craigslist and figured it was funny enough to post in the predators and pests section. I only edited it to remove the phone number.

    I caught this huge snapping turtle in a local pond a couple weeks ago. I kept it because I thought it was cool and would make a good pet or guard turtle for my chickens but, as it turns out, he likes to eat chickens. Now, I've not actually seen him eat a chicken with my own eyes but he is either eating them or they are pulling their own legs off and flying away because I've found 6 legs in 2 days, which by my ciphering equals either 3 two-legged chickens or 2 three-legged chickens, and I'm missing 3 of my two-legged hens. He apparently prefers Rhode Island Reds over Buff Orpingtons, but who doesn't? I wish cock fighting was legal because he'd make a pretty good cock fighter.

    So, what I'm saying is that if someone wants to help me start up a snapping turtle fighting ring then I'll keep him and we'll fight them but you'll have to provide your own turtle. Otherwise, I need to get rid of him before he kills the rest of my brood, or my dog or me. If you want him be prepared to have one heck of a fight on your hands because he weighs at least 85 pounds and has a 21.5" neck on him.

    I'll take $23.88 for just the turtle, or $30.00 even for the turtle and his shell. If you don't want the shell, you'll have to get him out of it yourself without hurting him or him hurting you (because I don't need that drama in my life). I'd say it would be well worth the $6.22 difference to just buy the whole package.

    Don't email me because you're wasting your time because I steal my neighbor's wireless and I have a feeling he's catching on because the other day when I was mowing he kept yelling "Stop draining my bandwidth you blood-sucking, red-necked leech", which I have no idea what that means but it sounds like it has something to do with computers. Yeah, I agree with you, he is a jerk. Anyway give me a call at ----------------------- if you want to buy this beast or start up a snapping turtle fighting ring with me.​
  2. scbatz33

    scbatz33 No Vacancy, Belfry Full

    Jan 23, 2009
    South GA
    oh craig's list, you amuse me so!
  3. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here

    Jan 13, 2011
    Glen, MS
    People like that...make me think the world might just have a shot.[​IMG]
  4. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

    May 19, 2008
    Western MA
  5. Caat

    Caat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 12, 2011
    omg!!! I'm laughing my butt off
  6. bobbi-j

    bobbi-j Flock Master

    Mar 15, 2010
    On the MN prairie.
    Last edited: Apr 25, 2011
  7. MysticScorpio82

    MysticScorpio82 Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 2, 2009
    Maine, USA
    [​IMG] Lol, that is awesome!
  8. BrattishTaz

    BrattishTaz Roo Magnet

    Jan 8, 2011
    Tampa Area, Florida
  9. Sjisty

    Sjisty Scribe of Brahmalot

    May 18, 2009
    That can't be for real!!!
  10. Whitewinterwolf

    Whitewinterwolf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 11, 2011
    This is a joke right?
    No one can be that stupid? All it would take is one call to fish and wild life and that guy would be arrested...This cant be real?...

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