So I have poison oak...

[Avalon1984]

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It also helps with upset stomach. Tastes much better than TUMS. But that's me.

I like you.

Would you like to be a minion? Are you sober enough to be a minion?

I am from Germany and I honestly haven’t got the slightest clue of what a minion is. Sounds like Minnow which is a small fish. I guess I could be a good fish. I seem to have the skinny on top and bottom and flat and wide in the middle type of shape. Sadly, I am sober right now. Give me about half an hour past 5 and that may change though.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minion



Think about it...I need a minion who drinks like a fish.

 

[Avalon1984]

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Ah, I see. Sorry, I am already a minion to my chickens and horses. Maybe next time

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Darn.

 

[MeatKing]

If it starts to get worse or spread, there's some stuff called 'after ivy"

It cost about $10.00 here in Canada, am sure it must be in states too, works like a charm. Hubby said he could feel it working right away. He had it all over one arm, cause you know for a few days, it just might've been something...

I hope you heal quickly!! And I really hope your little one doesn't get it!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Sounds like, if ya drink enough, ya forget ya got it!

Old farmers cure,..... rub the infected area gently,..... with a turkey!

Sorry, ya got poisoned by the cursed weed!

 

[Avalon1984]

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On a bright note, the alcohol you need to drink to ease the pain of removing the bandage may also be useful in “disinfecting” you from the inside.

To make you feel better, I just found out last week that I am horribly allergic to horse flies. We have none at out farm but they are at my favorite fishing spot. Everytime I get stung it turns into a 6-7in diameter welt that gets worse on Day 2-3. I have been sent home from work when it got me in the hand one time and my hand looks like some funny growth. And it itches…and itches. Just drives me nuts. Maybe some ice in a towel might help you a bit. It always helps me. I know that onions are great for stings but not sure about the poison oak.

 

[Avalon1984]

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A turkey??? A real live turkey??? I don't know if the turkey would like that but then again...Em, you heard the man. Let us know how it works out for you.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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A turkey??? A real live turkey??? I don't know if the turkey would like that but then again...Em, you heard the man. Let us know how it works out for you.

I always heard killing turkeys made everyone feel better. So you should all slaughter one for me.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

(runs

to hide the turkey flock)