So I have poison oak...

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A turkey??? A real live turkey??? I don't know if the turkey would like that but then again...Em, you heard the man. Let us know how it works out for you.
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I always heard killing turkeys made everyone feel better. So you should all slaughter one for me.
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We do have some pesky wild ones I guess…I’ll have to think about that one. First I need to go on my weekly Friday evening fishing trip where I get my weekly horsefly bite
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Here gobble gobble, where's the little gobble gobble? (creates a path of bread crumbs to the chopping block)
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I KNEW I liked you!
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Turkeys are evil you see...so you should kill them all.
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Turkeys are evil to my pastures when I don’t get to pick up the poo within 24hrs. Turkeys also like to terrorize me on the early weekend mornings by gobbeling next to my bedroom window.

Turkeys= incarnated evil.
Turkey babies= kinda cute.
 
There is nothing cute about those things Steve. I can't believe you let them reproduce. You should chop off their heads.
 
Well, the time has come for me to wish y’alls a good weekend. I must now venture home to take care of critters, do some fishin’ and pick up some poop out of the pastures. I will return tired and worn out on Monday. Em, hope the alcohol and the fluffy cuddly turkey poults rubbed on your arm will help you heal.
 

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