Some funny things to make you laugh.

[rooster-red]

Why is it when you go into overdraught the bank charges you more of what they already know you don't have?

 

[nccountrygirl]

Kathleen those were good.

 

[Nupine]

Those were great!!

I like the bank one the best!

 

[Farmer Kitty]

 

[okiechick57]

Subject: The bathtub test
> >
> > During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
> > you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
> >
> > "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
> > teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
> > the
> > bathtub."
> >
> > "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
> > bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
> >
> > "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
> > want a bed near the window?"
> >

 

[Stormhorse23]

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That made me think (im pretty slow). I love it!

 

[Wildsky]

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And the dang FLIES......

 

[d.k]

* hey! My pet store GOT Mouse-flavored cat food last week!! WHAT'S SCARY is thinking bout how they did the TASTE TESTS!!

 

[peeps7]

 

[mychookschick]

I just read all these to my mother and we were on the floor dieing!