Ok, everyone, seriously, I think that was my mother.
J/k, but that sounds
JUST like something she would do!!!! She is aweful at one-up-man-ship, and a habitual liar. If she lived in Texas, and had finished her story with "oh, and I just won a million dollars, but I put it in stocks that I can't touch for 30 years (while driving a rust bucket and living in a mobile home that's falling apart)" I would have sworn it was her!!!! You can't even believe the crap I hear whenever I go out with her! One time we went to a store, and a elderly lady in a wheelchair came too close to her shopping cart. My mom went off on the poor lady, about how she didn't need a wheelchair, she was just lazy, and needed glasses, and how "old people should just stay home". I was soooo embarassed!!! I hate going with her, cause she spews such aweful things sometimes!!! Oh, and my mom picks up cans everywhere!!!! It's kinda embarrasing,too.
I'm so sorry for the lady that came to your store, and hope she never shows up again, and that my mother stays away from Texas, for your sanity.