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If you get rid of the chickens, this neighbor will complain about something else. Your grass will be too high, there will be weeds in the alley. your dog will be scaring them.
First you need to find out who is causing the problem. That will not be easy. Mention to one neighbor that the turkeys will be delivered next Thursday. Tell another neighbor that the goats will be coming next Thursday. Tell another neighbor that the Vietnamese pot bellied pig will be coming next Thursday. If you still have suspects, tell then the geese will be coming in on Thursday. Then there are the guinea hens.
Then on Thursday, have a pot of coffee and some pastries ready for the inspectors. Just wait to find out what animal they are going to be checking for.
This will let you know who the rat is.
Second, the best defense is a good offense. Keep track of the comings and goings of the complaining neighbor. Write down the license plate numbers and make and model of all cars coming and going. Note the times of arrival and departure. Make no bones about what you are doing.
If they burn trash, report them. If they leave their garbage can out too long, report them. If they have service people over to do work or tend the yard, call immigration and report them. If their dog runs loose or barks, report them.
Finally, they will realize that they have more to loose than you do.
Good Luck,
Rufus
First you need to find out who is causing the problem. That will not be easy. Mention to one neighbor that the turkeys will be delivered next Thursday. Tell another neighbor that the goats will be coming next Thursday. Tell another neighbor that the Vietnamese pot bellied pig will be coming next Thursday. If you still have suspects, tell then the geese will be coming in on Thursday. Then there are the guinea hens.
Then on Thursday, have a pot of coffee and some pastries ready for the inspectors. Just wait to find out what animal they are going to be checking for.
This will let you know who the rat is.
Second, the best defense is a good offense. Keep track of the comings and goings of the complaining neighbor. Write down the license plate numbers and make and model of all cars coming and going. Note the times of arrival and departure. Make no bones about what you are doing.
If they burn trash, report them. If they leave their garbage can out too long, report them. If they have service people over to do work or tend the yard, call immigration and report them. If their dog runs loose or barks, report them.
Finally, they will realize that they have more to loose than you do.
Good Luck,
Rufus