I keep looking at yards in our "East County" and "Back Country" and I keep asking - Why don't they have chickens? 
We go to 6th grade camp each year, until this one because of CA's budget issues!, and I look at all the folks with cows, horses and or sheep. Then I wonder - Where are the chickens? Why don't I see a hen house. 
The two egg ranches we pass DO NOT count. Even if I buy their eggs because they are coming to my market, egg ranches don't count. But I still wonder....
Where are the chickens? (That can be sung to George Michael's Where is the Rain, BTW. )